Jeez, Chris, why don't you just marry him already?

Man, what a bunch of pussies.

Nice.

+1

Nice.

Come on, at least let that guy get in a "Heading for the Exits" plug.

Don't let Marc fool you - his Post editors were totally bummed to cancel his planned piece on her funeral, "Magic: The Gathering."

If I can't get to the market, are canned tomatoes ok, just this once?

Ha!

Not surprisingly, the kid never waffles in his dedication.

Ha!

To be fair, those are also all symptoms of playing for the Chiefs.

Well of course this photo wouldn't have worked on the first day. Sanderson needed to be poor in spirits.

UW should knew better than to limit Husky sports-related Tweets - a similar policy was completely unsuccessful in Jason Whitlock's rec league.

Bookmarked!

Stupendous article. In fact, based on it, FIFA officials have designated the Spanish and Italian-speaking players' propensity to dive The Jaja Vinci Code.

Royalty Returns Tonight In Columbus

Obligatory!!1!

Lol.

[rolls over]