Still better than former Yankee Jim Leyritz, who thought being asked to walk a straight line was nothing more than "cop shtick".

Generally means literally, pleaseletmeberight.

This deadspin gaffe is making me look like slightly more of an asshole than I am.

"Oh come on, I wouldn't call Greg Schiano and Bill Belichick common."

Nah, only a moron would do a Nirvana Photoshop.

The indyjordan one is great.

"They should've just sent that animal back up North where he came from."

#1, of course, is Off-Target Field.

This is the most delicious food-related item I've seen on here all day. And this is coming from a guy with a germ fetish who masturbated earlier today to the thought of Lou Holtz at a combination karaoke/salad bar.

So, serious question: now that the Olympics are well past us, who was your favorite Spice Girl?

Are we sure 1-800-EAT-COCK isn't one last pathetic attempt to make amends from the Chick-fil-a marketing department?

Are we sure this isn't another example of Ben's patented Rohr-Shock, where he makes his radio listeners believe that two guys are trying to strangle each other when they're really just a few peaceful butterflies?

[whoops, sorry wrong thread]

I think you misunderstood. IMG has merely exchanged Tweets with Chris Play Martin.

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Nice.

Nice.

My understanding of astronomy is that the Milky Way put his big cock in a black hole and his glove burst and the universe was born already infected with AIDS.

It makes sense when you realize that this promotion is sponsored by Visine.

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