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O an u stupid!

Leave it to Mitt to pick a rich guy!

In honor of said touchdown, the replacement refs have planned a graceful five-point exit strategy.

Easley was supposed to meet up with the rest of the crew, but they all got lost on their way to Fresyes.

I don't know what that means, nor do I know why I'm rubbing this fish all over my shirtless chest. And where the hell is my TapOut beater?

Are you Linda Cone?

I saw #2 in one of my increasingly infrequent trips to the site today. So you're not hallucinating. Or at least you weren't then.

I bet you're handsome.

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Finally, a pathetic excuse of an old football guy that does look good in stripes.

Interesting angle, Mr Ley. So the replay official is not a scab, but he is acting a bit pussy.

The most intense focus on zebras occurred, of course, in the early 80's, when Herve Villechaize spent countless hours masturbating to the Sears catalog.

Dammit, I was gonna do the same thing. +1 for beating me to it!

!!1!

The best part is that you know this guy jerks off dead llamas when he's not behind that cheesey macaw persona.

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Fans of Texas pro sports teams wanting to avoid a similar surprise will not want to hear who was able to grabspurs.com.

MAC, the gif that keeps on giffing.