We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

THIS IS RIGGED THATS NOT TARGETING THEY NEVER Call THE PENALTY ON LEBRON ILL NEVER WATCH AGAIN

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

Scene: 4 days ago, Shohei Ohtani’s bedroom. Ohtani’s normal, peaceful slumber is interrupted by an unusual dream, where he begins to hover above his bed, as if controlled by a malevolent being, as his life force is slowly sucked from his soul. Suddenly he awakes, covered in sweat.

I think you got it wrong. Just a simple case of perception and the dude being quick. That is definitely him throwing the barricade.

Say what you want about learning a discipline, the guy’s still a street fighter at heart.

Who said it was a problem

take that tone with me young man and I’ll round house you in front of god and everyone

He never had to listen to boos from the home crowd when he was with the Marlins! Or cheers for that matter. Because not many people go to games. This is a joke about their poor attendance numbers, you see.

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

Damn Timothy, I thought you were having a stroke while writing the last half of that headline.

I was wondering how long it would take before someone raised the roofie defense.

He was too good. The Marlins couldn’t trade him so they had to kill him.

If you get right in a person’s face and call him a “bitch-ass motherfucker,” you’re tempting fate.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Also, the same number as his rape charges.