I’ll not have you besmirch The Cable Guy like that.

Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

“It’s this big. It’s literally killed people.”

Ask Nick Foles.

“Arrested, tried, convicted, and hung”

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Pretty solid. I have a friend who uses BCB (big corporate bullshit) to describe any, well, to describe any big corporate bullshit.

The tree doesn’t sprout far from the acorn.

I GOT THIS ONE!

I find some of the content interesting

+1 gripping the pillows tight

Last night they got smushed all over the court by a tragic keyboard incident called “Jakob Poeltl.”

Sager family at the courthouse:

This really makes me lose so much respect I once had for Sager. I know this is a personal/family matter, but it’s still super messed up.

before meeting Anthony Davis: blue collar

I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

Now he’s just Marvin Bagley II.

“He failed to disclose a condition. It’s on Martellus to let us know he is black and has opinions. We have a fan base to consider.”