It’s fitting—considering 63 million Americans think Kaepernick would be the dream corpse.

Idk she seems like a space cadet so it is fitting.

Blotting out the sun would only eliminate the Redskins.

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

just a disaster of a comment from start to finish

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

What I hate most about the Yankees is that Michael Kay is only 57 years old. 

Look, our players work too hard, and they deserve to have everything

The algorithm has no tact!

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Lohud.com says Vigeant was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

Can you state, specifically, what in Giri’s take you object to?  Because it seems like you didn’t read all that closely.  But I’d like to give you a chance to put your finger on it.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

Is your avatar the dude from the Addiction Network commercials? Between you and I, I’m not sure he’s really a doctor.

You have soaking wet pants, soaking wet everything. The balls are in there, too.

On a positive note, Jimbo can now check off “seeing the Eiffel Tower” on his bucket list.