So he’s not buying the Marlins either?

I was going to give you a star but you already had 38

Was there any blood on his sock?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

That’s a tomato

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

Doesn’t matter had sex.

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

“These aren’t the highly rated Patriots model that won our user poll, but at this price it’s a bargain for almost the same thing, with a 4 star rating on Amazon”

Customers who watched NFL Thursday night games also purchased:

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

Can any of them play offensive line

“Purdue escaped State College on Tuesday night largely unscathed.”

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

I thought we all agreed to no more Arenas with public funding.