Careful there, Rex Ryan might get excited.

“Plus, I won more games without it than did with it in.’’

He is really Samoan ‘em down.

Hit like no one is watching.

To be fair, he eventually did go in a different direction.

Are you David Blatt?

Yes. Shit. I mean, uh, no.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Does Donald do everything right? No. Does Donald do anything right? Just one thing. Donald gives really good butterfly kisses. You know, where you put your eye up to someone else’s eye and bat your eyelashes? That’s a butterfly kiss. It takes a special emotional connection to do properly. You can always tell a faker,…

Greatest turf on show.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Seems silly, that's the best a man could get?

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Marshall’s father is a little off base here. He sees playing a white guy over a black guy as an example of racism when it’s really an example of tanking.

I don’t know, Dennis. Racist jokes usually have better punchlines.

That’s funny since the only place getting less traffic than ESPN these days is a nonexistent Hot Topic.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

A pulse