It's almost as if Samer should have written, "You can watch video below. Notice DeSean Jackson on one knee, unfazed, as if to say, 'Yep, same old shit.'" it's so good

Seriously though, Jeremy Lin has asthma.

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I'm a barista at a very quality-focused cafe in Seattle.

Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism.

Tiger has always had trouble with his short irons and wedges around Thanksgiving.

This is a post about John Wall and the 12-5 Wizards, you nincompoop.

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is doing some rumor investigating as well:

I have just one question.

He is a Witness.

Jesus take the Bill

It's like I always say, if the Tigers didn't want to get eliminated, they wouldn't let themselves get poached in the off-season.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

Also, it's good with the press.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

That's the sound of a domino falling.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Wambach even created a petition, which has been signed by over 4,000 people, including 50 players from national teams around the world.