Kinda fucked up the chart and his leg break at the same angles.

I know I always demand my team's GM not draft guys that will suffer an injury 2 years later.

Shirt tucked in, goofy sun glasses, bet he's wearing mid-calf socks, too. This dad is what dad's should be.

2015 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2015 Browns: [continue to suck]
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2016 Browns: [continue to suck]
2017 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2017 Browns: [continue to suck]
2018 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
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I don't think you all just start applauding and saying, "Oh my God, the savior is here and our paper is safe"

Sadly, the HoF revoked Maddux's induction after seeing how much his delivery has suffered in retirement.

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Because a review of the chicken at Betty's Diner in Fond-du-Lac, WI doesn't have quite the mass impact on readers that the review of a chain does.

That is the reason my daughter plays sports. Learn how to lose, learn how to learn from it, and learn to pick yourself back up and try again.

Even though it was superhero Saturday, I still think it was poor taste for him to appear as Nightcrawler.

This just reinforces what I've always said about Brett Favre not belonging in the Hall of Fame.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

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He's not fat, but good job reinforcing the stereotype that black people can't swim.

No doubt, which is why Kobe is considered a delicacy.

Isabel - "How does your fastball compare to other guys?"