I mean, even though it’s August in New York, it isn’t the worst time to be there.

What are you talking about? Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco have done a cycle in the same game multiple times.

It’s a shame to end such a saucy rant with an auto-correct typo. I’m pretty sure it’s meant to say:

[The Phillies] have offered McVay free tickets to an upcoming game.

+1 hearty chuckle

They asked the winning horse himself, but he though the question didn’t Justify a response.

LeBron can deal with most of this, but there’s always one monster, at the end of the dream, that he can’t escape from.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but in the current administration, this management of lower materials makes him upper management material.

Managing five twitter accounts sounds like quite The Process.

Can’t blame Colangelo for finding ways to blow off steam. It’s easy to get a little hot under all that collar.

god damnit this is good

you gotta byfuglien kidding me

Huh. I usually furiously shit after I eat Tim Hortons.

Not surprising. Qatar has a way of using sports to kill people’s dreams.

god you suck

+1 of the best deadspin threads I’ve ever read

It’s too early to call, but Ohtani’s blister may become one of the most revolutionary blisters in the game of baseball. A kind of blister most baseball fans have never lived to see, save for the really old ones who got to watch Mickey Mantle.

Scott Pruitt reads the headline and suddenly finds himself wanting to fire everyone on the 76ers.

I thought that too! But then I went real Beautiful Mind with it and watched the video taken from inside the bus and you can infer that McGregor was still being a full blown crazy person in front of the bus when the barricade was first introduced as a weapon. Then he circles around and goes for the trashcan! Also in…

My expert investigatory journalism skills/watching video from other angles/staring at my computer yelling “enhance, enhance, enhance,” lead me to believe that it wasn’t McGregor trying to throw the barricade but some other black-sweatsuit wearing dude of similar stature. McGregor sees it and says “I wanna do that!”…