I’ve watched that .gif dozens of times now and for the life of me I can not figure out how he goes from nearly throwing the barricade to then being TEN FEET behind it running for the trash cans. It’s really fucking with me.

Had to pick a photo of Fernandez holding a big bag of white powder, did ya Redford?

I’ve seen Billy Haisely columns that were shorter.  

Looking at those twitter charts, specifically at the gaps between team leader and team second, I think there’s a pretty strong argument to be made that Barca doesn’t rely on Messi to create chances more than Las Palmas rely on Viera, nor do they rely on Messi to score more than Real Madrid rely on Cristiano. Of…

Hockey protocol would say the Eagles owe those hooligans a steak dinner, but considering how little these second division players make, I’d suggest they go Dutch.

Damn, he wasn’t even wearing his Like Mike’s.

If she’s dumb, who’s dumber?

The result was obviously not what we (assuming you’re a U.S. fan) would have wanted, but the game was great. Loaded with drama (the nearly 10 minutes that the US couldn’t touch the puck and had the same PK line out for the better part of 6 of those minutes, the shorty to tie it at 2, the following 40 minutes of hockey…

Olerud’s Helmet commented that olympic hockey has sucked.

Canada and USA play a gold medal hockey game tonight.

I take it you didn’t see last night’s US v. Czech Republic game? It was great from beginning to end.

+1 K.O. face

“Whole teams, actually.”

Pretty sure he’s answering that question in the article’s header image.

The helmets!

As a former Whalers season ticket holder and someone who has their tickets to the playoff games that never were (after we lost that ‘92 post-season opener) framed in his office, I will just politely say:

Had a dude who worked at Google warn our pickup hockey team about going to Vegas and making “CLMs” which stood for “career limiting moves” which was just about the most corporate frat star shit I’ve ever heard.

Me too.

Just another reason for me to completely ignore Fox Sports.

Trump will tell them that everybody took a knee, nobody cares about them but him, and that he can guarantee it will never happen again if they join Trump Army.