I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

This is a crotch’s ass.

Brady wearing a glove

Wait, if it’s a Fucking Bill Simmons column, doesn’t he get the load?

Everyone knew the Patriots were going to win.

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Behold, an aimless yet prolific effort in which you never create the space you need to get to the point of such a blog: his stat line.

Fucking kids.

3 times in 9 minutes? No wonder they’re Groning then.

Elena, this illustration is excellent.

“Goes solo with a jar of coconut oil”

Funny, “Sometimes black” is how Jerry Jones describes Colin Kaepernick.

The destruction was so bad Donald Trump just tweeted about the country’s massive debt and broken infrastructure.

Walked too far down the tunnel? Dude is on the field.

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Cool. Once again I’ll reiterate that I was trying to raise a question on how this identity theif decided to steal the identity of someone they resembled enough to fool law enforcement. Someone who, until this week, was more or less unknown outside of Dallas and Virginia, where he was born and this crime took place. I…

Ok. I see your point. That’s some bad wording on my part. I guess I’m just caught up on how premeditated the entire thing seems. This isn’t what I assume to be a typical case of identity theft, as in a cyber crime committed by a faceless thief. In my mind this guy either realized he looked enough like Lucky Whitehead,…

It is entirely possible to know the person who stole your identity very well and still be wholly innocent.