Prayers to the Flutie family.

“A team member’s parent told the Baltimore Sun that their kid watched an eight-minute video on the phone after finding it.”

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it.

Likely the only record RGIII will set.

This whole thing is backwards and has me agyTated.

It’s good they gave the movie a name even the most traumatized brain could remember.

“What the fuck was that?” I remember thinking after watching that play, which, incidentally, was the same reaction I had when trying to read the first two sentences of this blog post.

Just goes to show: If you wanna have big balls, you gotta have support.

I guess for DeMarcus it’s time to... Boogie.

Nothing gets people to stop talking about the movie about you like talking about the movie about you.

Seriously, there is nobody who can take a bounding ball and lay that perfect amount of force and accuracy with his boot as James Rodríguez.

“are” would be grammatically correct if referring to a group of people, say, soccer players or ninja turtles.

Yeah, so does the NBA.

The End Is Knee

Much love for Big Z, but it's hard to believe anybody read that after Dwyer zy-droned on for nine paragraphs.

This was a football joke. Just a bad football joke. That's all this was. Sorry I upset you.

I can assure you, if there was a Russell W. hanging, Seattle fans would not even fucking think about leaving.

Explains a lot.

Looks like they really lei'd into him.