How to stylishly, yet cost-effectively, furnish an apartment as a 25-year-old trying to erect the facade that he has his shit together albeit still living paycheck-to-paycheck whilst ducking Sallie Mae and his mother's phone calls about when she can visit.

After reading the headline the Knicks acted quickly, sending Carmelo Anthony to the Lakers for the L.A. Daily's Mark Medina.

Huh. I thought Kobe was the only guy who could go 2 for 15 in 19 minutes.

Women. If they ain't Fauria they're against ya.

Look at these photos. Violence everywhere. Hell, even Gervinho is getting beaten off.

An old man playing with kids? He's Michael Jackson every day.

"I don't know what to do with my hands."

Delonte West looks like he just escaped from a juvenile correctional facility.

Taking a look back at Drake's early career it's obvious he was never taught to shoot with his legs.

There aren't three words that cover one's ass better than "to my knowledge."

What an idiot. If you're going to fight someone, take it to the elevator where there are no cameras.

Wambach even created a petition, which has been signed by over 4,000 people, including 50 players from national teams around the world.

We've got a to/too error in paragraph three, Mr. P.

Ending with a fragment is a nice touch as well. Unless "Also" is another Maddux nickname.

Something I have only learned very recently is the value of failing. Inherently, there is more value gained in losing than in winning, because you are forced to analyze your actions. How could I have gotten better? How could I have done something differently?

It's really the heavy right underboob shadow that has me unsure. Still I say not fat, just dad-bodied.

Dude is money behind the glass.

*does math*

As is your spelling and grammar.

I see nothing ridiculous about trying to keep Justin Bieber away from Busch.