Upon hearing the news, Mrs. Finkle broke out the mixing bowl.

Ah, so things would stay the same.

What would happen if they just let Kobe coach?

It's sad to see. A man, at his lowest. Plagued by copies of copies, forced to take time off. Get better, Stu.

How can you hold a secret meeting with all of America?

Gortat says yes.

Guys will you get a look at this.

Retiring at 26, huh? He must have learned that you can make $728/hr working from home! My sister did it and now she smokes all the meth she wants!

Only Philadelphians would be proud of this kind of shit.

Man. I wish I had the balls this kid had.

Pictured: the first and last thing Torii hits on the nose all season.

Doesn't matter how good you are at sports, if you're a[n alleged] rapist, you deserve your time in court.

"Uncooperative victims? Where?"

Man, Mike Glennon is gonna look so sweet in these.

No Bollocks.

No Bollocks.

Just remember— every time you point a finger, there are already four pointing back at that guy.

My experience with talent agents is they just make you do for free that first time so they can see how you do with a male co-star.

Well that explains why he seems to be wearing a flak jacket all the time.

I hear ya, Hollz.