Michelle giving Nene a run for his money in the "mesmerizing facial expressions" category.

Bandwagon fan? Makes sense to me. The 49er's would never have made it to where they are if it weren't for bandwagons.

Russian double-dutch is weird.

Christie tests Carl Lewis, outruns him.

Chris Christie pushes weight around, threatens no exercise.

Would you rather be 5' 6" 160 pounds or 6' 6" 360 pounds?

This is just to point out the diversity of the top stories today, Monday, January 20th.

Man, Richard Sherman's brother really runs his fuckin' mouth, doesn't he?

Not pictured: Lane Kiffin doing the "Electric Slide in Under Cover of Night."

Smith: 0-2, 1 int.

Too long. Didn't read. Also, tired of stories about bobsledding.

+1

@petergammons ppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffttttttt.

Funny, I thought a boy inside of a slightly larger boy inside of a larger boy inside of a larger boy inside of a larger boy inside of a man was Russian tradition.

"Looks like a thug to me."

I mean, of all places, Kellen. A Boston Market?

5 Hour Energy + Weed = Bath Salts

As every Philly ticket-holder now knows, Raffls never turn out they way you'd like them to.

Alternatively, there's a 12-year-old in New Mexico doing his part to contribute to the local Children's Hospital.