I wondered the same thing, but then I just assumed he was Google Glass-eyed.

Guys, he lives in Cleveland. What the hell else is he supposed to do?

If any player is going to score balls to taint, it's going to be Cristiano Ronaldo.

Of course you want someone to "act like they've been there before," but in the case of the chiropractor, he probably hasn't had much experience in a real doctor's office.

Kinda surprised Vale showed up for the Raptors home game. After all, he hasn't had the best experiences with Mondays.

Looks like A-Rod's been reading Paula Deen's latest biography, "If Life Gives You Hot Water, Bring it to a Rolling Boil and Throw Some Pasta in There."

Call me crazy, but this whole "baseball in Australia" thing kinda seems like it came out of left field.

"We talkin' bout a game. Not a practice, not a practice. A game."

"Goddammit, he's doing that pose all wrong. He's supposed to be creating a connection from his head through his feet to the floor, feeling the ground undernea- jesus christ does he still have his shoes on? I fucking hate this town."

...until they have completed their participation in the playoffs.

Oppositely, Durant was quoted saying he wished he got to lay down half as much as LeBron does every night.

You can't really blame Amare- where there's tits and drinks, there's usually JR Smith.

Dude, old guy shooting icicles off of his house? Stalactight.

You wanna see well hung?

He should clearly change his name to Frankenstein.

Whine all you want about putting Bud on a pedestal all season. I assure you though, he can't hear you.

Would you rather be 5' 6'' 160 or 6' 6" 360?

No surprise she lost the Showdown, this broad couldn't even break a leg right.

Messi's suit game tho.

Bravo, Blake! No Bravo! for you, Kris.