And here I thought this was an article about RWBY from Rooster Teeth. I suppose I should actually watch Orange is the New Black.

Hey, this was an awesome game. If you played through with all the characters it was longer than 2 hours. The story was dumb but it was fun to play.

Lasik seems super scary when you are getting ready to do it but it goes by crazy fast and the chances of a major complication are less than 1%. Minor complications are just annoying, they cause thing like it taking an extra week to get clear vision and having to use steroid eye drops a couple extra weeks. Just think…

I think you hear about the less than 1% of procedures that fail because the consequences are terrible. You don't hear about the over 99% that go well because people like to complain more than praise. I've never know anyone that had a failed procedure and including myself I personally know 6 people who have had it.

No, he does fake pronunciations. They are usually pretty funny.

Yes!

I agree, which is why I bought a convertible. It makes driving more of an experience.

In fact they used all of the NOS. There's none left in existence.

Hahaha, what a douche! Well I'm glad that hasn't happened to me.

Mm kay, dick!

Can't say I've ever had someone stop in front of me, slow down to 5 MPH on the freeway yes, never stop. I bet that was awful.

I agree and the worst part of it is when people slow way to far down to stare. "Oh golly goo, that looks baaaaaadddd! I better stare unblinkingly at it" is what I imagine is going through their heads. The problem is I don't know if people can just stop doing this. At best I think people could at least not stare…

This whole discussion is ridiculous. Summary:

I mostly don't drive like a douche, and it's funny when I bought my e36 M3 people around me started driving worse. No one lets me in when I signal anymore, people are always riding my ass, I get high beams flashed at me so often it's ridiculous, "I didn't cut you off asshat, why the f- are you flashing me?" People are…

There are definitely plenty of a-hole BMW drivers, I'm just not one of them. I also owned an Audi previously. It's weird, for me, the nicer and faster my cars have become the less douche-y I drive. Probably an age thing. I suppose I have 25-30 years of being a reasonable drive before I become a dangerous old person…

Not always terrible, but when it snows here in Colorado the Audi drivers are the worst. Subaru's are a close second. We get it, you have AWD, but the won't help you stop any faster so SLOW DOWN! (P.S. I used to be guilty of this but my M3 won't allow for that in the snow)

I most definitely don't drive like a douche in my M3! I do see where you're coming from. I would say Audi drivers tend to be worse.

Hell yeah!

I couldn't agree more. Someone's teeth don't have to be perfect, just not nasty.

I'm trying really hard to make this comment be funny to me, but it just doesn't make enough sense. Good effort though! Overall, I'd rate it a 6/10. It's almost passably funny, it just needs a little work.