Every time we get a game that looks like this I sit back and wonder why no one has made a good fantasy adventure game for Redwall yet.

Actually, Harrison Ford couldn’t stop saying, “Jesus Christ, who writes this shit?” after speaking every line of dialogue. Ruined a lot of takes.

I got a Community’s Magnitude notification for this?

I make honking noises every time I squeeze my nipples. Anyways, what’s this article about?

I empathise. Whenever i drive a car, i go “pbpbpbpbthththththth” and the inside of my windshield gets all spit-spattered.

I giss he got gud

Time for the Quintology no hit run via Demon’s Souls and Bloodborne.

Thank you for this; when the remake first dropped, the sheer volume of “ZOMG, THEY RUINED IT” screaming was absolutely galling.

The remake is a 1:1 remake of the original. It contains all of the good stuff, but it also has all of the flaws of a 20+ year old game that had some fundamental problems to begin with.

I was a…

Next stop: No-Smash-mentioned central. We will allow for a brief stop and continue our way to : no-metroid-news, no-pokemon RPG news, no-bayonetta news, a really-extensivedeatiled-look-at-Blastoise-for-Pokken-that-goes-on-loooooooong-west, and our final destination…

All aboard the Unrealistic Expectations Followed by Crushing Disappointment and Misplaced Anger Train!!!

Interesting art, but I’ll stick to what Nintendo comes out with.

Eeeurgh... :/ I’m not digging it.

Steam does this kind of thing to me all the damn time. There are games I’ve played for hundreds of hours and my profile data will say like 6 hours. It’s weird.

Cool to see, but in my heart I was hoping for the Junker Queen

The tiling definitely looks like an issue but I’m struggling to give any craps about the fonts. Not what I would have chosen but meh, whatever.

This isn’t the best but “awful” is rather extreme for it.

Done. I call it a scroll wheel.

Had this been the only chance that black folks would get to see Black LGBTQ representation, I would have been more concerned with the flirt scene being cut. But over the past couple of years, Black Women have been doing fabulous in the movies/TV and we’ve seen fabulous LGBTQ moments featuring black women. I think it’s…

Eventually you play for hours on end as the comfort of the chair allows you to play for far longer than in a normal chair. You sink in its folds as it envelopes you. The neck brace is your neck. The backrest becomes a permanent vertebrae. You become an amorphous blob, effortlessly transitioning between chair and…

This is a pretty fucked up read. I choose to believe you, but I don't want to be near you.