Conspiracy theories over this? Really?

BLOOD DRAGON 2: REBLOODENING

The beauty of Destiny's story is that it gives you nothing at all so you can say it is whatever you want.

Wait, how are you -not- buying it?

Nothing stokes enmity like a longstanding friendship that left one friend standing on top of the world—and the other with fart powers.

Wario is what so many of us have been at various points in our lives—the guy or gal who stood by the cool kid, supported his/her…

Wario was Mario's childhood friend*

Wait.. Having people's aim go wonky when you shoot them sounds like a great idea and something you'd have to use skill to compensate for, making for more interesting gameplay?

I always knew 80's TMNT Raphael was crazy. Good to know 2000's TMNT made a point of that mental case.

This has more plot than the original Destiny storyline.

Except what a lot of you and those fucking people crying about first amendment don't seem to get...Valve is NOT the US it's a privately owned company that DOES have the right to say NO we will not sell your game...People want to cry about 1st amendment well that would cover Valve also, even though again being a…

The villager would look like this:

Yeah, he just seems like he's doing his own thing, which is cool I s'pose.

His persona definitely caters to a certain demographic, but I've heard he's a pretty smart and chill swede. Also, he's a millionaire.

I don't like his style, but he is genuinely a nice guy.

The joke

Oh you've created an energy sword?

A friend of mine once managed to kill the Taurus Demon by getting it to dodge off the edge of the tower.