Jezebel bitched about something...colour me amazed.

Huh. It's weird how this was posted here and on Jezebel, but the post here is more...objective, for lack of a better word? Please keep approaching topics in this vein on i09. It's much appreciated.

"episodes, like the one where Cobra made a chain of fast food restaurants and then launched them all into space for some reason."

Once again, Rob, thank you for saving me 12 bucks and two hours of my life.

No, Bran does not whip Hodor in any of the books. This is a cartoon and shouldn't be taken literally. As for Jaime, he's complex and never entirely sympathetic, but GRRM makes you sympathize with characters without excusing their actions (although the backstabbing the king part was justified).

Oh, the wrongness of your opinion hurts me! "This author is so good he can make you root for a vile slime ball. What a terrible piece of prose!"

Agreed. That was basically all they had Will in the movie for. Mikeys flirting was slightly more bearable as that at least did come from the original show.

I didn't see it either. I didn't feel like letting Michael Bay and Megan Fox kick my childhood in the balls again.

Read: I wish she would wear the more provocative outfit that I arbitrarily decided is more "faithful" because I'm a fan of scantily-clad action figures.

As if Welcome to Night Vale wasn't sexy enough all on its own.

Its like a more sexy version of Welcome To Night Vale.

"MY SON," boomed Allfather Odin, "FOR YOUR ARROGANCE, I SENTENCE YOU TO WANDER THE EARTH, WITH NAUGHT BUT A CAPE WHICH SHALT COVER ONLY ONE OF THINE NIPPLES."

I think Idris Elba could play a very spooky Merlin (give him some creepy-colored contacts). My favorite versions of Merlin, he is always a little alien, a little demonic. You are never 100% positive you should be trusting him, even though he always seems to be fighting on the side of the angels.

Your stomach will be cleared again very soon….

But if you don't ground them, they'll just fly away, like superheroes!
People won't be able to relate.

Everything I read about this train-wreck travesty makes me nauseated and moments away from vomiting.

"a bunch of kids that had an accident and we have disabilities now that we have to cope with, and try to find a life afterwards – try to be as normal as we can."

For thine are the kingdoms of Arda,and the power, and the glory,for ever and ever...