Considering how shitty the first season was, you'd think they'd give us a bit more to try and hook us for another round. I feel pretty comfortable striking this show off my list.

Even the inclusion of these two magnificent voice actors will not overshadow my absolute DISDAIN for how much this game is fucking with LotR lore.

Nice of you to just pick up NPR's article a week later.

Don't forget, such a character could only be played by a man with a name like Nick Blood.

So you describe it as a "carnivore," but it's eating plants? Methinks there's an error here.

S'okay, I did the exact same thing.

It was really terrible, but... Brie's Gellar really was spot-on.

If I hear someone talk about the "necessity" of keeping superhero movies "grounded" one more time, I think I'm gonna vomit.

Oh I'm aware that I'm being patronizing, mostly because I don't really give a s***. There was a joke, I gave my opinion on it. You disagreed, that's fine. I think that sex is overused in media and can be deployed as a cheap means of grabbing the consumer's attention (as in the Witcher series), you think that makes…

Nice art, but... I don't see the resemblance.

Think it's past your bedtime, kiddo.

I used pathetic exactly as I meant to. I pity people who are that hung up on sex. Also, I'm not sure why you're comparing it to the issue of violence, because I'm not convinced either is harmful. But if you want me to be more even-handed, fine. I think the Witcher games are artistically bankrupt because they rely…

Nobody here called it sacred, and nobody here said it was forbidden. (and no, I am NOT playing the game, fyi). Sex is great, but it's oversaturated our media to the point where it's just pathetic. Sex is sex, and it's great for what it is. It doesn't need to be a focal point in every story. As far as I'm…

I'm just uncomfortable with grown-ass men getting their jollies watching CGI models get it on.

I'm aware of how much sex is in the games. As far as I'm concerned, it's as cheap a punchline as the object of the joke is a cheap story mechanic.

Oh jeez, that's a detail I never knew. Somehow I'm less impressed with the games knowing this.

Oh ho HO, man gets distracted by absurdly large breasts. What a unique and hilarious punch line. :P

Not that I think the kid's undead, but the optical illusion argument strikes me as complete bullshit.

ActionTrip.