Ah yes, over-the-top rape jokes. After the flack that PA got over the (considerably milder) dick-wolves comic, you'd think ActionTrip would know better. Not saying that Shadows of Mordor isn't a colossal dump on everything that is LotR, but there are far more PC ways of illustrating that point.

Um, Mulan did it better.

Agreed. I remember when people really got excited for expansion packs, and From has never given anybody any reason to expect less from their DLC.

Pfft, joke's on EA, their anti-consumer policies have driven me away from their titles entirely.

How exactly did they determine the age of that system (or any system, for that matter)? I'm woefully uneducated when it comes to astronomy, but it's really piqued my interest.

That last one? Clearly a Souls fog gate. Play it safe all you like, this is a new Souls title, most likely a sequel to Demon's Souls.

^ A comment in which Jason shows himself to be more "silly" than the badger in question.

I actually just finished Limbo yesterday. It was... disappointing. I really liked what was there, but it just felt like there was a lot of untapped potential. This, though... This stuff would improve the game in a big way.

Translation: "I know we need to make our current hardware worthwhile for consumers before we make new hardware, but we're too busy making new hardware."

Listen, I'll admit to flaws in my favorite games when they're there, but this? This is ridiculous. Quite frankly, the level design in the first Dark Souls is some of the best I've ever encountered in a game (not so for Dark Souls II, sadly, though it's still not half bad). Dark Souls' level design is precise and…

Have you even played Dark Souls? Because "bad controls" is a pretty ridiculous charge to level against it.

I don't understand what Kotaku is anymore.

Your loss, champ.

I realize that most of the comments on these posts rip Pete a new one, but you have to admit: that was hilarious.

"If you tell students the school is lying, they're not likely to believe much of the rest of the curriculum either. And when students believe that a school is telling them something less than the truth, they're not going to learn very much."

Agreed, though Kotaku won't let me like your comment.

If it bothers you so much, don't buy their products. That's how consumers are supposed to shape the market.

What they really look EXACTLY like is if somebody stuck antennae on a racist African caricature.

Ah yes, a roach would develop to look EXACTLY LIKE THAT if it were humanoid. Are you freaking kidding me?

In the Flesh is getting a second season? YES YES YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!