I used pathetic exactly as I meant to. I pity people who are that hung up on sex. Also, I'm not sure why you're comparing it to the issue of violence, because I'm not convinced either is harmful. But if you want me to be more even-handed, fine. I think the Witcher games are artistically bankrupt because they rely…

Nobody here called it sacred, and nobody here said it was forbidden. (and no, I am NOT playing the game, fyi). Sex is great, but it's oversaturated our media to the point where it's just pathetic. Sex is sex, and it's great for what it is. It doesn't need to be a focal point in every story. As far as I'm…

I'm just uncomfortable with grown-ass men getting their jollies watching CGI models get it on.

I'm aware of how much sex is in the games. As far as I'm concerned, it's as cheap a punchline as the object of the joke is a cheap story mechanic.

Oh jeez, that's a detail I never knew. Somehow I'm less impressed with the games knowing this.

Oh ho HO, man gets distracted by absurdly large breasts. What a unique and hilarious punch line. :P

ActionTrip.

Ah yes, over-the-top rape jokes. After the flack that PA got over the (considerably milder) dick-wolves comic, you'd think ActionTrip would know better. Not saying that Shadows of Mordor isn't a colossal dump on everything that is LotR, but there are far more PC ways of illustrating that point.

Um, Mulan did it better.

Agreed. I remember when people really got excited for expansion packs, and From has never given anybody any reason to expect less from their DLC.

Pfft, joke's on EA, their anti-consumer policies have driven me away from their titles entirely.

That last one? Clearly a Souls fog gate. Play it safe all you like, this is a new Souls title, most likely a sequel to Demon's Souls.

^ A comment in which Jason shows himself to be more "silly" than the badger in question.

Translation: "I know we need to make our current hardware worthwhile for consumers before we make new hardware, but we're too busy making new hardware."

Listen, I'll admit to flaws in my favorite games when they're there, but this? This is ridiculous. Quite frankly, the level design in the first Dark Souls is some of the best I've ever encountered in a game (not so for Dark Souls II, sadly, though it's still not half bad). Dark Souls' level design is precise and…

Have you even played Dark Souls? Because "bad controls" is a pretty ridiculous charge to level against it.

I don't understand what Kotaku is anymore.

Your loss, champ.

I realize that most of the comments on these posts rip Pete a new one, but you have to admit: that was hilarious.

Agreed, though Kotaku won't let me like your comment.