Yeah... The commercial I keeps seeing has the voiceover “Six FBI recruits, in the best shape of their lives, all living under the same roof...”

Any colleague who tries to sell me something is instantly gone. A woman I work with (and, interestingly, who worked at my old job after I left) friended me and then immediately started flooding my feed with makeup sales or some shit.

I only got one when I was 20 and going to study abroad for six months. It’s not really worth it if you’re living on a budget and not planning on traveling outside of the country in the next few years (which, real talk, if you’re living on a budget that can’t allow for passport fees, it also probably can’t allow for…

When I’m out with my dog in the yard my cat stands at the kitchen window and meows at us. As soon as we come back up on the porch he jumps down and runs to the door to greet us when we come in. Every time. Even when we’re only outside for five minutes.

I’ve been on the letter writer’s end of this. My boyfriend is unemployed and he’s trying to make things happen but he really just doesn’t know what he wants out of life. I’m the sole breadwinner, but we live modestly and we get by. And he takes care of housework and stays home and keeps our pets company and cooks me…

Wait, is everyone just going to gloss over that Victorian couple? Are we not going to talk about that?

I’ll make an exception for teachers of small children- it kind of fits them.

LEgally: no idea.

One of the administrators at the school where I worked told my class of high schoolers that they were going to start locking the front school doors for safety so that no one could come in “unless they shoot through the window.”

I got stung walking through a park on my birthday. My boyfriend took me for a sunset walk and we were literally just walking when a wasp came out of nowhere, stung me and flew off. Wasps are ASSHOLES.

For something like this to happen is awful enough. To have to watch as your fiancé is murdered would be unbearable. I don’t think I would ever be ok.

What a great way to channel feminist rage.

His wife’s amazing- she’s also super active in Team Rubicon and just generally bad-ass.

I’ve heard a ton of people say Tom Cruise is a little nuts but super duper friendly and nice.

You can’t ghost when you say “I have a boyfriend, hope you have a great life!”

I really love the recent study where they found that most of the men who were assholes to women in online gaming were not very good at the games.

Did some research, women last year made up 52% of movie audiences (which, to be fair, is only 1% more than their representation in the general population).

It’s actually really, really fun. There are two teams who are the fucking worst and who routinely have at least two players yellow carded during a match.

Hey Mike Huckabee. Shut the fuck up.

I’ve never done anything near this level, but I ref my social dodgeball league and the shit I take compared to the guys is unbelievable. I’ve been called a bitch multiple times, one time told to watch the way I talk to people because I’m making myself unlikable, told that I don’t “know the fucking rules” and, in a…