I wouldn't pay a dime. Judge was an unmitigated prick for making a thing out of the pin in the first place, but the client was the more important issue at the time.

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”

Being opposed to legalized murder isn’t a political issue.

shh, this flies in the face of jezebel’s narrative that bernie supporters are woman-hating crypto-fascists

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

He pretty famously agreed to allow his children to participate in future TV shows in exchange for not having to pay child support to Kate.

Wait... I thought the ‘cooking’ at TGI Fridays was just outing frozen shit in a microwave...

Reductress FTW

It reminds me of when my 6th graders try and explain one of their feuds to me. I never fully comprehend what their beef is, because 99% of the time they’re feuding about something stupid. Stars, they’re just like 12 year olds.

Also the victimhood angle is pretty silly given the fact she got rich putting out diss tracks about anyone and everyone who crossed her path, made no effort to hide who she was targeting and (I assume) never bothered to ask permission or give warnings. I like Tay but girlfriend, you got played at your own game here.…

it does everything has to do with her, everything, Taylor for a moment became more popular then her

Me too, and I think we shouldn’t be reposting it. Also, Chloe with a “C” is claiming the second pic isn’t her and just some rando, who I feel even worse for

Oh for Pete’s sake. The victimhood is too much. Like... yes, there are absolutely dickheads on Twitter that are probably taking this way too far. But I would suspect most people have an attitude similar to mine, which is that I definitely do not HATE Taylor Swift, but I will laugh heartily at her getting outplayed at…

This whole Kim/Kanye/Taylor video just makes every single one of them look petty AF.

I’ve been using this gif a lot lately but it applies here too:

I’ve noticed so many of these “Pregnancy Crisis Centers” popping up around me (SE Michigan). Now that I’m pregz i realllllly wanna go visit one and troll them when they try to spout “facts” at me.

I can no longer keep this shit straight without a diagram.

It will be sucked into the Kardashian-Industrial Complex 10 seconds post-partum.

Does this remind anyone else of that scene from GoT where Olenna described how fucked up the Lannister Tyrell family tree will look?

Becky is the one in purple.