Did you miss the part where Keaton is calling kids the n word at school? He’s a bully too.

Right? Are they also saying I can’t have sushi ever? Does this mean I should never clean my cat’s litter box?

This annoys me. One gynecologist I went to told me that I should be taking prenatal vitamins since I am of child bearing age and could potentially get pregnant. Lol. Nope. I make gynecologist visits to keep from getting pregnant thanks. Give me my birth control and leave me alone. Thanks.

That doesn’t mean he is gay though? If a man enjoys a woman’s fingers in his butt that is still a hetero activity because it is happening between a man and a woman. Putting things in someone’s butt doesn’t make them gay. It just means that he likes things in his butt.

What really sucks about this is that I work with a young woman from Chillicothe, and she felt like there wasn’t a serial killer because the women were on drugs. She has some friends who work down town with the cops and that’s what they told her. That was her opinion even after I pointed out that it is easier to pery…

I grew up in a conservitive curch in rural Ohio. Later on we moved to a city. All my city friends had taken some sort of dance lessons and I had not. So I as led my mom why. She said that modern dance lessons just would not have been appropriate for our small town church. So I asked her about ballet. Her response was…

You can have my jersey maxi dress when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

My sister in law is married to a doctor and they haven't vaccinated any of their three kids because autism.

Kelly Osbourne is the absolute worst. She is more than happy to talk about being a victim of modern beauty standards when she was over weight, but has no problem spreading the same hate to others. I pretty much loathe her.

One day all them bags gone get in her way.

RORY DESERVES BETTER.
(Sorry for the all caps. I didn't realize I felt this strongly about Rory.)

I want to get with you...and your sister.

YES. So Pink was my shit.

The sharks were particularly hilarious.

Ugh. We don't need to put down our laptops or our cats because we can just download it eventually. So there.

Right? Didn't a Kardashian graduate from there? Enough said.

Examples? Links? Inquiring minds need to know.

Tisk tisk. It is more polite to say "May I" in this circumstance. "May I please insert my dick into you?"

Considering all those illegitimate children he had...it makes this risk less risky, but I really like your point.