Pretty sure these can be shipped out in short time, so that may have at least been a contributing factor.

Might as well just burn your clothes.

Fire-setter? That would be 'arsonist', thanks. Oh, wait....word count - got it.

Old Guy shows up at the cat house and asks for a Lady. As soon as they get in the room, Lady says "You'll have to wear a condom", to which OG says, "Fine, but I'll need some earplugs too." When Lady asks why, OG replies "While I've gotten used the smell of burning rubber, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's to…

Can you imagine if the football was as bad?

Yeps, this one has 23ft. 1977 Dodge Tioga RV written all over it.

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Meat....for those hungry wild dogs, I take it. A plan brilliant in it's simplicity, glorious in it's execution. If only there was a worthy sidekick, to fight off the ladies.

Just like the sneaked photo circulating yesterday, we get another fake publicity tidbit about this prop today. Gotta fill those seats, as always.

You wear pants?

Boots should help with that...big ass-stompers for when some dweeb asks if that exposed belt is asking for trouble.

You ARE jealous....hurts to be you today :) Actually any day you try to bring logic to the 'net hurts. Don't do that and you'll live longer.

All those shares appear to be the issue. An envy issue?

When I turned 16, I asked my parents to take me to get my license - Mom said no...Dad said let me try, "...there's no way he can pass the parking test so this will shut him up."

For $106k, it'd better.

'my Belle

The gun suggestion was clearly related to dealing with the bike riders... Not sure how the side of the Ferrari would look cluttered with kills, tho...

Beautiful - is it true, tho, the the Cayman S's trunk/cargo space puts it to shame? In the Cayman, I had to climb out just to change my mind.