What he’s really talking about is how sad it is that they cancelled their 50th anniversary tour because Roger Daltrey has viral meningitis, but wonders why they’re even calling themselves “The Who” anymore because Keith Moon and John Entwistle are long dead.

(“In all seriousness, what is up with the WHO?”)

“He died the night I was born...IN THE SAME HOSPITAL.”

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Bahhhh, they should have done it super-campy-ridiculous, like they did the Josie & the Pussycats movie.

I’m pretty sure that was my advisor’s reaction to my thesis.

ME: How do you know?

As a white girl that sounds a lot like a white girl wasted moment to me.

I could see it.

Same thing that’s happened to Elizabeth Berkley, you barely work again because you’ve achieved absolute perfection and Hollywood is too intimidated.

People who say that are always the worst drama-creating fucklords.

GAWD he used to be so fucking hot

Mmmmmm Brendan Fraser at his prime right thurr

Well to be fair to the Palins, he built a clock. They have no frame of reference to deal with that kind of behavior. It’s not like he got someone pregnant or got arrested for starting a fistfight at a house party.

We feel bad for a man who has had a rough life, witnessed far too many loved ones die, and ultimately succumbed to the throes of addiction and depression.

Same here. My SO has the best story though, he was running an XC championship race in HS and was in the lead when the shits hit. He was close to the end and the guy in 2nd was starting to gain; so SO either had to go for it, or risk losing, and he decided to go for it. He crossed the finish line, made sure he won, and…

I learned that lesson the hard way. I now have a VERY detailed mental map of all the public bathrooms and honey buckets near my house.

Or run the rural routes. No one currs when you pop a squat by that ole soybean field.

Kevin, you’re not a real runner until you’ve been forced to take a dump in a suburban side yard.

Been there, Kevin. The mark of the longtime runner is knowing the location of every unlocked bathroom within five miles of home.