I literally know nothing about MMA (that’s the sport we’re talking about, right?) except what I read on here and Deadspin. I think Rousey’s been in at least 2 movies this year and seems to be doing a ton of commercials, etc. Seem like she was distracted by(or more interested in?) other stuff and came in unprepared.

Whenever “16 Going On 17” comes on, I just scream “He’s a Nazi, girl don’t date him!”. It ruins my mother’s enjoyment of the movie.

ManPants is 6’2”, 210 lbs. I’m 5’0”, 100 lbs. This picture feels like my life.

If the homeless man were talking to anyone else, I’d agree. But you, T-Pain, are perfect.

FWIW, I’ve had issues with my 2013 taxes. I almost wonder if something happened that year.

In the Spring of 2013 my grandfather suffered what we assume were a series of strokes. Prior the the strokes, he’d been battling advanced Parkinson’s and we all the knew this was the beginning of the end. He’d be adamant about not wanting anymore medical treatment and he spent the final 10 weeks of his life in home…

30? You really think it’ll take that long? I’d say the cringing starts after 21.

And yes, I’ve heard the JoJo version.

I’ve always said that I wanted a response/remix to “Marvin’s Room”, told from the perspective of the ex-gf he’s drunk dialing.

6th grade me would like you to know that “A Night Without Armor” was AWESOME.

My ex is from Maine and, based on my experiences there, the coastal towns are pretty cute, but things get real backwoods real quick (and I’m from Pennsylvania, so I know my state’s in no position to judge).

As a distance runner, I could write a memoir called “Oh the places I’ve pooped”.

Recently, ManPants and I were discussing our completely irrational fears. Mine is that we’ll forget to clean out the lint trap and the dryer will catch fire. He’s worried that a boa constrictor will somehow make its way into our house (despite our living in PA and boa’s lacking opposable thumbs) and eat the dog.

While I understand his appeal, for the most part Hiddles doesn’t typically top my “must sex list”.

Jesus was such a capitalist, he flipped over tables when people tuned temples into markets.

I think Serial struck a chord with some people because they’d never realized that a *potentially not guilty* person could be convicted for a crime they didn’t actually commit.

Glad to hear this. I turn 30 in April and, while for the most part I don’t care/am excited, I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a *little* bit of anxiety.

Rat Queens is my jam! I’m considering breaking down and buying individual issues, because I can’t take the wait for the next volume.

I’m just outside Philly which will Shut.Down. when the Pope comes in a few weeks (If a bunch of counterfeiters is your biggest problem, I’m jealous). I think I’ll make a “Vatican’t” shirt for the occasion.