That movie spoke to me when I was 18 year-old leaving for college. I refuse to rematch it now that I’m the same age/possibly older than the characters; I’d probably find it insufferable now.

Junior year of college I lived in the same building as a few senior friends. The fire alarm went off at 2am the morning before a friend was supposed to take the MCATS. AS an entire dorm-worth of 19-22 year olds stood in the early morning of a Boston April (so basically Winter with slightly less white walkers), he…

Why you gotta go and ruin dicks for me like that???

Didn’t we *all* take versions of these in the mid-2000s?

*Googles “Selena Gomez Age”

Clearly you aren’t 23-year old me who actually spent money to watch “Definitely Maybe”.

So evidently your Mom is my Nana, which makes you my Aunt...Kathy,Susie*, Carolyn, Anne Marie???

Back in college I came up with the term “Sexual Ally”*

It’s like an awesome, real-life Kill Bill/Inglorious Bastards.

Paraphrasing myself: I’m a total peace-loving, beatnik, conscientious objector...but I wouldn’t be *that* sad if these guys disappeared off the face of the planet.

Tom and Gisele strike me as the type of couple that will split as soon as he retires. I’ve never gotten that either is all that attracted to the actual person, just the cultural capital/social status the other brings. Once they’re living normal boring people lives, I don’t see the marriage sustaining.

In true L&O style, it needs to combine at least 2 popular news stories:

Ugh, I’m almost afraid your daughter goes to my school because that definitely sounds like something my scholars would deal with. I always say that kids “know” things at least 2 years before you think they do.

Last winter, I was doing some work in the basement when my pit-mix decided to join me. He somehow stumbled upon a cricket, who he decided was his new bff. He would jump whenever the cricket did, his ears flapping as he did.

It’s like the casting director said “Get me someone who kinda looks like the FH cast, but is also the complete opposite of all that.”

I really, really don’t want to make light of a situation, but, as a teacher, I couldn’t imagine finding someone that age attractive. Half the time they act like annoying shits that know everything, the other half of the time they’re embarrassed because they called you “Mom” by accident.

Delaware is Pennsylvania’s younger sibling. No matter what the get up to, you always feel partially responsible.

I enjoy the occasional trip to ‘Bucks because I’m basic as fuck so here’s hack “they” don’t want you to know-If you’re looking to save money on Starbucks, don’t go to Starbucks every dang day! Seriously, if your choices are, act like a jerk bag or make your own, the answer if clear. If the choice still isn’t obvious,…

I’m typically not the “ ‘Merica, rah rah” type, but I’d like to point out that...

I kinda appreciate that “Subway Guy”’s wife’s statement was “I’m seeking legal counsel to terminate the marriage. Peace out fuck boy*”