At the risk of being crude, I made the FtB switch about 10-12 years ago, and it’s been life-changing*

As someone with a boatload of addicts in the family, that story broke my heart. Clearly he’d relapsed and was with a “manager” type (aka someone who should’ve had his best interests at heart) who didn’t care....then he had to make up a story because most people don’t get what an imperfect struggle sobriety is.

I’ve said for YEARS that she* and Kesha will eventually come out with critically-accilaimed albums that will completely blow critics/consumers away

Lauren Conrad is that random celebrity I really like, even if I don’t know why.

I’m personally partial to their t shirt line of golden retriever puppies and American flags myself.

God Bless Old Navy, because if you EVER needed a holiday-themed novelty, they could deliver.

I lifted my comforter to check inside my bed. Then I looked underneath it; I found neither Stew nor monsters. Therefore, I can only infer that who she’s sleeping with is none of my business.

Runners are really particular about shoes. I wouldn’t race in a brand I don’t care for, particularly a pair I’d barely had time to break in.

Was your uncle a firefly?

I was unaware this book existed, but am now really really excited to read it. Thanks!

Let’s be real: There barely is an Ashanti anyways.

Suddenly “Exit. Pursued by a bear” makes a lot more sense.

Legit thought you meant th “Princess Diaries” actress and I had sooo many question as to why she was lingering in his house.

It’s 2015. Women have been menstruating since the dawn of time. Why are we still acting like it’s a big deal?

A few years ago a friend put up a FB post saying that her then-9 year old daughter wanted to watch Hunger Games and was there any sex in it? I responded that it was a movie about kids killing each other for entertainment, but hey, no boobs! I’m surprised she didn’t un-friend me.

We lucked out incredibly when buying- the sellers were moving to California and were super willing to negotiate while still (in my opinion) getting a fair price for all the work they’d put in. I was bracing for a real estate nightmare, but instead I’m typing this comment while sipping coffee on the porch of my dream…

Reminds me of something our agent told us when we were buying: “Sellers want to jack up the price because ‘I put in a new roof’ or ‘We fixed the drains’. That’s not extra. A house is SUPPOSED to have a roof.”

Haha, blame autocorrect.

“This year, the theme for the Awareness Fair is...awareness.”

I feel like women everywhere should send her a fruit basket and a card saying “Thanks for taking one for the team”