I hate the term “Meghan Trainor” and I think she should be banned.

They get to pass you at a light so you get to ram them into a car - sounds fair

Yes, dear. And drivers should be banned because they never follow the rules of the gorram road. And pedestrians should be banned because they can’t figure out what gorram crosswalks are for. Ban everyone! Except me, I’m perfect.

Me too. It reminds me of my college years (when it came out). Also my shameful crush on JD from Scrubs.

Cut and paste this for me but put in Henry Cavill. How can a guy that handsome and seemingly affable be so blank? He’s like a wall in a trailer first year teachers get stuck in because of over crowding.

You get me. Simply the best.

Must be Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday a day.

A paper bag covering his face would be better...

or condom

First time in history we see a Black person actually propped up be ‘The Man’.

Made me think of these guys, for some reason.

Racists Gonna Race.

What? You didn’t learn about Michael Lucas King’s famous “I Dreamed Something Last Night and You Guys Won’t Believe How Crazy It Was!” speech in school?

Pretty sure I vacated the dance floor screaming “I feel like I just ran a fuckin’ marathon” after “Pony” at my cousin’s wedding in April. I am appropriately shamed now.

Mad Max: "Why, is that some sort of dome made of thunder?"

Mrs. McCallister: “Well, we’ll NEVER forget to take Kevin with us again after this mix-up!”

Grace doesn’t need to actively shade anyone. Her shadow does all the work.

Niceguyitis.

I will take literally any excuse to use this gif.