“I might not be an Adonis,” he added “but I like to think of myself as an Adonis in that photo.”

That first picture makes me realize I’ve had sex with a guy who looks a bit like Tom Hardy, sans underwear.

My life is somewhat complete.

I feel like he’s trying really hard to tweet his way to my heart and I need to be wary of him, like he is advertising himself to me. Im not buying what you're selling me Ryan Reynolds.

Reynolds, much like January Jones before him, has successfully tweeted/IGd his way into my heart. I had no idea either were remotely likable.

I’ve never cared about either Ryan, but now I am all about Reynolds. I would very much like for Gosling to up the ante to win my affections, now.

i’ve never really been a ryan reynolds fan... gosling’s more my speed.

She was awesome.

There’s really no way. She sacrificed her life, most likely. She was awesome.

I am generally a pacifist. But damn if I’m not enjoying speculating how this brave woman took that motherfucker down. I hope the woman lives to tell the tale.

Just saw him the other day. He was hanging out with the little girl from Bridge to Terabithia. Seemed like they were having a killer time.

Someone get Jodi Picoult on this. The novel writes itself.

Edna concurs.

Shockingly enough: Princess Diaries. At the time it was down to her and Helen Mirren for the part.

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

lol I just read an Entertainment Weekly article about how Women are dominating the pop charts and Men are disappearing. I was like, wtf. What world do these people live in. Taylor Swift doesn’t count as 20 people because of her entourage.

Ever since Benjamin Waterhouse first brought over the smallpox vaccine in 1800, America has seen a steady rise in cases of autism AND duct tape related kidnappings.

Vaccine side effects:

It would have been more believable if he said that he picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Yeah, but I hear the bears aren’t very well trained there.