My immediate thought:

Better than wasting your snatch? (sorry xo)

From Bristol Palin’s blog:

Jesus. How can the government be both too big and unable to focus on more than one thing at a time?

Personally I will not be satisfied until it is renamed "Mount Jennifer Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley and me, Elizabeth".

That choice was met with much opposition, and congress by and large fought for Mount Toby instead

Obama had to nix the first choice for the rename, Mount Kunta Kinte.

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

WITNESS!!!

Oh Tony. You loveable bastard.

Tony was the sexiest asshole ever!

YOU MEAN TONY FROM SKINS. OR THE LITTLE KID FROM ABOUT A BOY.

Or you could just call him Nux!

I feel like Iggy should not be advertising the fact that she watched the VMAs from her couch, instead of actually attending like the rest of the gainfully employed pop stars.

Whitney Cummings speaks the truth (this time). (Although I am 30 and I did watch the VMAs and all I could think was “MARISKA, WHY ARE YOU HANGING WITH TAY-TAY AND HER GWORLS?”)

At first glance I thought this was an excellent VMAs critique by Yoko.

From what I read, her “DJ’ing” consisted of playing Brandy’s “The Boy Is Mine” 10 times. In a row.

Because I’m a good person overall. Also, 90% of the things that get brought up about Christians not being allowed to like aren’t really known by the vast majority of them.

I’d like to remind everyone that this “Christian” who thinks marriage is so sacred she simply cannot issue a license to those heathenous gay people, has been married four times. Four.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.