As a black, unborn fetus of a lion whose father lion fought in ‘Nam on the back of his space motorcycle, I don’t think that book is big enough.

I love the game with numbers that whoever made this is playing. Support of Islamic extremism runs under 10% in primarily Islamic countries. Actual members of ISIS or al Qaeda or whomever are a tiny fraction of that number.

Congrats to Jalopnik’s female readers as you are now the only ladies to have ever seen this!

I thought I read somewhere that he didn’t just lend the plane, but also his pilots. Good to see high level racers from diverse sports come together to support one of their own.

Okay, raise your hand if you have NOT been onstage with Taylor Swift. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

You can’t grow a uterus back, dummy. They’re not arms.

Yesterday, Ellen Page confronted Republican candidate Ted Cruz at the Iowa State Fair

The TL;DR:

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

As a cyclist, I will buy this now. Give it to me now. Long hot rides in the city in the summer (or bundles up sweaty ones in the winter) make this very very very desireable.

Everything re Josh Duggar:

What a shitty time for anyone to have a Facebook account and a family.

That’s not even an emoji, that’s just a straight up sext

Congratulations to new parents Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tasha McCauley.

I’ve got some clarification on the dog in the bulk head thing. My guess is that this woman probably registered her dog as a therapy animal, which is totally BS 90% of the time. My husband has an ADA service animal that he needs for seizure alert. When we fly she lays on the floor of bulkhead and quietly waits.…

I can’t seem to post gifs from my tablet, so I’ll have to use my words.Death by Snu Snu!!!!

The most shocking thing I found out when Gov. Bentley of Alabama pulled the funding is that the state was only giving Planned Parenthood $5,000 over a 2 year period anyway. You can’t even get a decent used car for $5,000. All that means is that the move was purely theatrical.

There’s a GoFundMe already running to make…

I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.

And this is why Egyptology is amazing.