“Ooh! Slightly used, thanks, babe!” (Removes old car seat from vehicle.)
One word: taser.
She’s like a heinously unfunny version of Cleo from Clone High.
He should hire Drake.
I wish Nikki would dump this joker already. He’s riding her coattails just like her ex.
He needs a ghostwriter.
Thank fucking god. I was wondering if this would make its way over to Jez from Goodreads. Not enough hell has been raised about this insanity. As a Jew, a romance reader, and an anti-hero lover... this story is so beyond fucked up, it’s being considered as Trump’s presidential running mate.
I’m so sick of this cliche nanny trope. Can’t we come up with a slightly more original lie, like Gavin and Ben were cheating on their wives with EACH OTHER. Oh, and Blake Shelton was in on it too.
One of the brave women seen here.
My daughter once stopped making drinks to break down the actual math for these people in line bitching that the drinks “take too long”.... It was fantastic. She did it like it was word problem and she was the teacher.
If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack
Clearly you haven’t read the bible. It’s three passages after that. Right before he tells those two dudes they can’t get married but before he goes on for three passages about bootstraps.
I bet Wil Wheaton College would cover birth control. Is there any way to put him in charge of this?
Canada’s answer to Ibiza
“Caffeine and sad songs” - she is just like us.
And will be a virgin after several years of marriage to him, no doubt.