Rhianna has never made a better pop song than “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father).”

Miranda has the rights to the Llamas. She could be overheard reading them right before taking the llamas into custody...

True. I look forward to some Gunpowder and Lead intensity.

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

OUR TIME IS NIGH. FOR TOO LONG WE HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED BY SMALLER, FURRIER BEINGS. RISE TEAM SHARK, RISE!

Ok I’m probably Nutty Professor. Currently working on seeing if that is accurate. Will report back in a few hours with the results

BORING.

Truthfully it can be done, and it can be done successfully. But sometimes the successfully requires a butt ton of work with a bit of luck mixed it.

I can tell you what’s more precious than an unborn child. Educating, feeding, clothing, and sheltering low income children, and watching them break the cycle of poverty.

(you have such good taste Gella)

Baby Harrison Ford can GET IT.

Lord knows it would be the first time.

Today is also Harrison Ford Birthday !!!!!

“She’s well aware of his cheating, but she doesn’t believe that her husband is a rapist.”

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a thing.

Ugh, they won’t shut up about their “liberties” but they never mention other people's.

Sex with a condom is about 90% sensation of sex without a condom, but still 90% better than no sex. And there's a lot to be said for easy cleanup too.

Pino noir, mid-size car. pino noir, candy bar, caviar....

I don’t know. We re-watched Earth Girls are Easy last night and he's been quite fetching from the beginning.