EatingPants
Eating Pants
EatingPants

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

Lucinda Williams is one of the greatest country singers around currently IMO - I can never believe how rarely she is cited.

Try listening to the “women in country” station on Pandora. It plays music from the 90’s because corporate country doesn’t let women in anymore. I’m so thankful for Miranda, Maddie and Tae and Kacey for doing their own thing (love the Pistol Annies). Otherwise, I’d just turn off the radio, because I can’t stand Luke

There’s a huge part of me that can’t help believe that this is part and parcel with the political reactions in the South, this fear that white men have about losing their top dog (or dawg, if you prefer) status. The refusal to play the incredibly fun and radio friendly “Biscuits,” sung by the very popular Musgraves,

Lena Dunham, the perfect candidate to make gay marriage about herself.

#GOATUS

My favorite one is the guy who seems to think rights are a finite resource, so if you grant rights to a new group, other groups have to give some rights up. It's a redistribution of rights, I guess.

MAN THE BARRICADES IT’S COMING

I know this shit is getting old but:

Here’s the gif:

Not just to ‘the blacks and gays’ but also to ‘the illeagles.’

The Onion headline:

Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to be on the wrong side of history? Like how embarrassing the four dissenting justices are going to be to their grandchildren (if they aren’t already?)

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All she did was try to go outside and get the mail, but some inconsiderate and no doubt LIEberal person had spilled a whole truckload of dicks all over the front yard and sidewalk, causing her to trip and fall on many of them on her journey to the mailbox. All she wanted was to see if her package from Hypocrites