Throw ya hands in the ay-air
If you’s a peace-make-a
Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be getting divorce-ays.... bebeeee

He wanted this covered up but still hasn’t apologized for his appearance in the Jenny from the Block video? Come on, Affleck. Priorities.

He told me that it was from a video that his university is making for new students to show how glamorous graduate school life can be (he’s a professor and an alum).

This album is great. Anyone have more recs on cool, progressive country? Already up on Ryan Adams/Whiskeytown, Lucero, etc.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

When my bff was 4 she wrote a 5 line ode to tuna. Her mom says I never had poetry written for me!

(Not that this needs to be a dual commentary on guns and the rest but...what the actual fuck is wrong with the priorities in this country right now.)

Damn. A burn of that magnitude ought to carry arson charges.

MY OTP LIVES ON IN A RL AU!!!

AQUA COLA FOR EVERYONE!

“Now, look into her eyes and answer this one question. Could you take this woman?”

But did they get Doof Warrior to play the reception?

ALSO Riley Keough, who played Capable, and Ben Smith-Petersen, the stuntman responsible for the Doof Warrior. TWO MARRIAGES GUYS. BOTH OF THEM ARE SO CUTE.

Next we'll be getting a story about how Immortan Joe's actor nursed an injured kitten back to health, or some shit...

“Now, look into her eyes and answer this one question. Could you take this woman?”

You realize this whole “diving into the comments to get hyperdefensive and insulting every single time you’re questioned” routine isn’t a good look for you, right?

It’s all part of a trend here of calling out Buzzfeed for stupid minutiae, while completely ignoring the egregious shit done here.

I don’t really understand all the excessive hate for Buzzfeed on here lately. It’s not like they offered $10k to buy untouched Vogue photos of Lena Dunham or as if they took cheap shots at Amy Pascal’s private online purchases. Don’t worry, Jez, no one is muscling in on you.