So let’s summarize.

You know, I usually don’t like to throw around the “I’m a military wife” card but there are a lot of misunderstandings in this thread.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

tonight i’m dogsitting for a friend of mine and getting high in her back yard and it is literally everything i’ve ever wanted in my life. how do i monetize this

How is he still so magnificent?

Not even if you spotted him the B and the N.

He certainly can't spell it.

“Ban” is a big word ... it’s possible Mayweather doesn’t know what it means.

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

Will and Harry were asked to remain quiet in the birthing room after another rousing round of “Push ‘em out, shove ‘em out, WAAAAAY OUT!”

Prince was there too, you say?

“Hopped up on lentils and feminism, a gang of readers attacked a group of innocent men while they blew dandelion puffs in the park.”

“The officer claims, in his police report, that he went inside the apartment to investigate living conditions and check on the children. However, body cam footage shows that this never took place”

Can we focus on the police violence against these kids, actually?

Imagine how much better the world would be if apology pizza and protest dancing were a thing.

I wish everyone would protest through dance.

No people forget it because its fucking awful Frank Miller garbage trash shit writing...

*sees Frank Miller’s name*

You’re grumpy Jared. Have a Snicker.