Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

Seriously! This whole article reminds me of 10th grade, when me and my friends thought we were soooo much better than the kids wearing Abercrombie and Hollister because we shopped at Hot Topic and were super cool and different. Except then I grew up and realized that was dumb as shit.

According to Jezebel (or at least two of the writers, I know Jezebel is not a monolith), yes. You must ALWAYS try to be original (but don’t try TOO HARD, it has to look NATURAL, and it has to be ON TREND while somehow being original, otherwise you’ll get mocked for that instead). God forbid you just want to blend in…

Nail. Head.

Ah, the truest form of feminism: judging other womens choices as wrong because they differ from yours.

I’m amazed at the amount of vitriol this Lilly Pulitzer/Target collab has managed to garner. And I’m even more shocked at how willing writers seem to think it’s okay to paint a broad category of women so harshly just because the writer does not fancy the prints in question.

It's nice coming from a working class background on both sides. The only thing we have to be ashamed about is forced immigration for horse thieving...

She agreed to have this baby, then tried to back out. I think “no backsies” on paternity/maternity is a good general rule, regardless of the genetic markers involved.

Seriously. No matter which person tricked whichever other person, this kid didn’t ask for it, and doesn’t deserve it, and now has to carry this with him for the rest of his life. Sherri Shepherd is bone stupid, but not so stupid she doesn’t know this, and still would rather a child suffer than to take a speck of…

Just give me the baby and the Steve Buschemi dog and we will all go live happily ever after far the fuck away from these garbage people.

I love how in this clip, you can see how much emphasis he puts on aaaaaass.

If men are supposed to be better at chees then why the is the most powerful piece in the game the Queen?

Also, Tatyana McFadden three-peated as women’s wheelchair champ.

And she did it after a pretty crazy sprint down the final stretch. It was a hell of a race.

yes- like resellers aren’t murdering old ladies or kicking puppies. they’re selling a dress online. and like three days ago like ten bazillion people said on that designer bag post that they would have bought ten bags at the mistake price and sold them for profit- which is the same exact thing?

related are two old 50s to 60s era, transcripts of air traffic control conversations.

I bequeeth my finest burn relief gif, for this was so clever I couldn’t have come up with it if I was writing a ren faire sitcom.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…