Jeffrey Dean Morgan is hot. It is all I got.

The conversation would go something like this:

Rita Ora is figment of everybody’s imagination

Is anyone else actually surprised that Human B-Side Rita Ora fails to elicit enthusiasm/recognition from someone in more or less her own industry? Because I’m not.

You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.

Does that mean that the Tsarnaev brothers were a couple of guys who were up to no good that started making trouble in the neighborhood?

I’m waiting for Philly to come out and say parents just don’t understand

I’m waiting for New York’s rebuttal about how this is actually a New York thing, and the rest of us just can’t understand.

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

Circumstantial evidence can be some of the most powerful evidence there is.

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

Another election cycle, another 18 months of listening to every minority group be told to sit down, shut up and VOTE. Don’t you know we’ll deal with civil rights issues AFTER the center-left mega-rich pro-business candidate gets elected? Like how President Obama preserved key civil rights legislation and achieved new…

just because the alternative sucks, doesn’t mean i have to support her. By that logic everyone should be happy that George W Bush got elected president because the Gore/Liberman administration would have sucked, and the Kerry/Edwards administration would have been worse

hey, how dare you let morals and personal integrity help you decide who to vote for!

John Oliver, my hopes rest on you.

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

Come to think of it, have we ever seen Joe and Ariana in the same place at the same time? What if.....

I have been a nanny for 12 years. I have nine nieces and nephews. If you’re around a baby for ten minutes and the grossest thing that ends up in your mouth is a binky, it’s a good day.

Look, if it’s good enough for Ariana Grande, it’s good enough for Joe Biden.