so I legit army crawled under the stacks until I was in the most remote corner possible

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"I think she had a bad taco". The excuse my then 13 year old brother gave my mom when I (17 years old) spent all morning throwing up (and not due to the copious amounts of vodka I drank the night before when I was at the "movies").

I knew a guy in college who never went to this one class. Around the time the midterm is coming up, he goes to his section. At the end, he asks the TA when the midterm is again. She says, "Tu..." and he's thinking "Tuesday," but what actually comes out is "Two o'clock."

He and his friend have done no reading and gone…

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."

Fuck the police, kill the MTA, and marry NYU so that I can get free grad school tuition, then divorce it when I graduate debt free.

Perrie Edwards, Zayn Malik's fiancée, is getting Yoko Ono'd by 1D fans.

Meanwhile, his victims get to live with what he did to them for the rest of their lives.

So... You're saying that my Camel and Franzia sunset blush combo is bad?

Now think about how much wine you drink relative to water.

Boys and bikinis

Less of a myth and more of a common mistake — "negative reinforcement" is not the same thing as punishment. I see this on TV all the time: "I'll use negative reinforcement by shocking him when he does something wrong!"

Best Gif Ever? Best Gif Ever.

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…

I took AP chemistry "a" in high school, and by some huge mistake, we were given the "b" test, which meant we were so unprepared for it that it wasn't funny. One of the questions asked for a calculation of the number of electrons that would be exchanged in a xenon filled tube if a particular voltage was applied, show…

I'm starting to see a theme here. These challenges require the public to do things people with the disorders would never do. Awareness is Awesome!

We are all *aware* of autism. Let's put some effort into finding the cause and EI programs for those with autism.

White people ( some of them) needs to admit it, the only reason they have a problem with the word is because society tells them they can't use it.

For god only knows what reason, I flipped to CNN for the first time in forever and all I hear is Trinidad James say something like "If I call you my nigga, you my nigga!" It was so perfect.