My first real concert was...y'all ready for this?...Taking Back Sunday. Someone threw Sprite at me, I got kicked in the face, and a 7 foot gentleman saved me from the idiots in the mosh pit. BEST DAY EVER. Seriously though, the guys in Blink 182 seem like asshats but I still rock their music. Fuck you if you think…

I saw Rancid last year. ....Out Come the Wolves holds up!

the Smashing Pumpkins were my Blink-182. So many feelings.

You know what? All of a sudden I don't care if Kyle MacLachlan does end up solving her murder.

Wear a rubber.

Yeah, my first thought was "THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD TOO YOU BASTARDS!"

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

"Yes, it's true your honor. This cast has no dick."

*It's about Ethics in Our Childhoods.

It's Meredith. She's an Iago, just waiting in the wings...

The use of "females" instead of "women" drives me up the motherfucking wall.

there can be a difference between constructive feedback and just crushing someone's joy.

The real victim here is the dead baby.

We need more details! The creep factor has always been strong with this one.

The thing that has me scratching my head (not really, I know why) is that, if homosexuality is a choice, as I'm sure this woman and her supporters believe, then why does conversion therapy even need to be a thing ? You can choose to be a cab driver, but if you want to change careers and become a bartender, you don't…

Oh man, I would love to see a Taylor Swift-Haim collaboration.

That is an awesome response to that question. I really can't stand people who complain about "political correctness." PC is just a fancy way to say "don't be an asshole". If you're making fun of people in a way that's just plain mean, the problem is you, not them.

Seth Rogen was on his show late last year (promoting the interview before it got pulled). Maher asked him if it's hard to be a comedian because everyone is so politically correct and sensitive these days. Rogen responded something to the effect of, "I think a lot of people who complain about political correctness…

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

As long as Avril Lavigne is alive, Hot Topic will never go out of business.