Go Serena! Crip walk to the finals, girl!

I wonder how awful Penn State's various marching and pep bands are if the Athletic Department is this tone-deaf.

Never forget

I don't think anything will ever top the cunt punt letter.

I will see American Sniper because it looks good, but the one commercial they keep playing where Bradley Cooper says "baby" to his wife 300 times and all she says is "Baby" back is driving me absolutely b-a-n-a-n-a-s! Pet names are fine, but MY GOD.

Dear Mr. Konrad,

it's laughable that, if she even were to use a ghost writer, it could be him. Have you seen his videos on YouTube? His rhymes are genuinely wack. You can't be ghostwritten by someone who's not as good as you.

you know biggie wrote a lot of Kim's early stuff, and jay z wrote a lot of foxxy brown's stuff, but you know what they also did? Wrote awesome songs themselves all the time. I'm not saying this dude is lying, but he's totally lying.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

Tbh, I'm shocked you would allow that top picture on your front page. So inappropriate, with a woman all...visible like that. Mark this NSFW please.

My list-

1.) Always have a sense of humor. It is much better to laugh than yell.
2.) Realize you are human and will mess up. Realize the child is also human and will mess up.
3.) Be as consistent as is reasonably possible. See #2
4.) What works for one kid isn't going to work for another kid. People who have raised…

I get SO tired of hearing parents say "Ain't no one got time for that!" You know what? If you don't have time for your children, don't have them! If you choose to be a parent, then make time for it. And DON"T expect preschool to be able to undo all the negative example setting you do at home. (Full disclosure: I ran…

When I was drunk at school, I used to tell the principal that the little shits were trying to poison me with hand sanitizer too.

Heh heh heh...

he has a furniture making competition show and I am watching the SHIT out of it.

this is my day job.

This little guy knows what Ja Rule is talking about.

No kids, because at some point during EVERY party my friend Robert (bless his dumb fucking dipshit heart) gets drunk, whips his dick out and says something terrible in broken Spanish. We've been thrown out of many bars in Los Angeles.

"Are you ready for this?"

Shaq's best career move of late was voicing the Shaq lego man in The Lego Movie. Don't ruin the good will you've garnered from that, Shaq.

Who tha' fuck has been praying for this? Because I can safely say..