For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts:

It's fine if you don't want a formal ceremony, but let's not pretend there aren't cultural, social, and religious customs that come with some weddings (read: people of different religions and cultures may value their traditional marital customs, even if you don't). Also, for a lot of people the wedding is really for…

Even if his friend did serve 3 full years in prison for downloading child porn, I still fail to see why that's deserving of sympathy and a reasonable defense against imprisoning child porn defenders. Then again, I'm not a 60 something year old white male pedophile who supports keeping other 60 sonething year old white…

My wife just served me "divorce duck." I don't know what was in it but she said it was best served cold.

I much prefer "Forget the Mistake You Made at Work Ice Cream." Been eating a lot of that lately.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

On a related note, my male toddler's clothes have pockets a-plenty. Seriously, baby cargo shorts come loaded with pockets. Baby boy hoodies: pockets. I've wondered out loud MANY times why the fuck he needs so many pockets. What does a baby put in his pockets? He has a personal sherpa for fuck's sake (that's me).

Even Republicans hate him, which is quite an achievement honestly. The only upside of his fuckery is that he did so poorly that NO ONE would re-elect him.

Not going to lie, my holdover from my teenage Pagan phase is that I believe that the veil between the worlds of the living and dead it at its thinnest on Samhain (Halloween)....to the point that I insisted Mr. BallofStress and I have our wedding on Oct. 31st so that our deceased family members could 'attend'. So,…

At every generation, the number of ancestors a person has is a power of 2. It is impossible for someone to be "1/12 Cherokee." I really hoped someone would call her out on bad math.

"Wizards" is the dumbest name ever, it's very sad.

Funny how all the distant NA relatives all happen to be Cherokee.... It's almost as thought that's the only tribe they've ever heard of!

I think it's reasonable. They start with the French and Indian War to introduce some of the tensions between the Colonies and England:

A pivotal moment in U.S. history famously preserved in Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze's "Birth of a Nation":

Jesus and his Dinocorps. won the Revolutionary War by defeating the Nazis and Ay-rabs at the Battle of Endor.

Damn, she's on point. And I would watch ALL of those recommendation, especially:

The moment you use your credit card, you are at risk. That doesn't absolve a thief. Bitch.

Ain't no wrath like a WASP-y white lady's wrath. I hope this feud goes on forever.

...and wih this gif, my loyalty is eternal.

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."