EatingPants
Eating Pants
EatingPants

I had a King Charles growing up (come to think of it, he passed 7 years ago today) and, for the most part, they’re absolute love sponges. It breaks my heart to think that someone(s) broke that dog to the point s/he could do what they were made to do :(

I inherited my grandmother’s hand-me-down super comfy (and pricey) mattress topper a few years ago. When ManPants ad I got a new bed, the topper no longer fit so we thought we’d put in on the guest bed. Within 5 minutes of us putting it on the floor, our dog claimed it as “his nest”. It keeps him out of our bed so now

I like her and Common, but I also like Common and Erykah Badu...

Not the same thing, but my grandmother spent a bit of in an “institution” following a stillbirth. Strangely enough, following up one traumatic experience with another didn’t exactly help her out...

The most common comeback seems to be “It’s not about sexism, it’s about our childhood[s]”. This conveniently ignores the fact that:

So, we’re probably due “That 90’s Show”.

I once heard that he wears the oversized glasses to distract from leftover acne scars.

Every interview I’ve seen with him he’s been super polite,like, to the point where my 85-year old grandmother would approve ( I watched one where every response to the reporter started with “thank you”). Plus, he seems so excited/passionate about what he does, 29 year-old me just wants to pinch his baby cheeks.

I felt “old” (aka late 20’s) the day I realized Skrillex was the kid from “From First to Last”

Those literally read like my brother’s parodies.

I live just outside of Philly, we could RBG cos-play together.

According to my DC-based brother, there is a RBG drag queen outside the Supreme Court celebrating the decision.

Me right now:

He seems to have an ok attitude about the whole thing. Rock on Arnold, jingle all the way!

Starred for “Like, airs their sex tape in an IMAX theater when this dude takes his wife to see Avatar 2. “

Hell, I’M proud of them.

Apologies for the typos. I’m a teacher and I’m celebrating the end of the regular school year by drinking lots of wine.

I love Candace Bergen now. However, one of the things I can appreciate is, a s a quasi-grown up, is that my straight-laced, khaki and cardigan wearing, Republican voting (mostly) parents let me watch “Murphy Brown” as a kid. Pseudo-”controversy” be damned, they took they approach that it was a good show and Murphy was

I really, really, really don’t get what Charlize could see in him.

Shit, I want Doof Warrior to accompany me for everything (going in for a promotion tomorrow, bringing this guy with me)