I find couples with similar names sickeningly sweet. My coworker got married a few months ago: they’re Brian and Ryan.

When asked to reflect on the ceremony, the couple reflected: “What a day, what a lovely day”*

I grew up in Philly but was fortunate to spend my college years in Boston (attending my father’s alma mater, which I’d once swore I’d never set foot on). I have SUCH a soft spot for the accent and still pepper my own vernacular with “wicked”. When I get fired up, the Boston accent comes up, which my students love.

I realized I was getting “old” (aka late 20s) when going to Pride stopped being a priority (not that I stopped being an Ally, but my 29 year old ass, can no longer handle day drinking in the heat)

DadPants is from a town in MA that is considered *maybe* half a step above Dorchester and he thinks Mahky Mahk is a total fuck boy.

Honestly, we all need a “dumb but fuckable” boy from time to time.

Granted, I have Straight/Cis privilege here, but one of the things I appreciated about the first film was that the producers/marketing team knew they appealed to gay men and DNGAF (as in, didn’t feel the need to deny it).

My mother and I have made some noise about seeing MM:XXL (after a healthy dose of mimosas/maragaritas, natch). However, now thatI know Glover’s in it, it might get awkward when I rip my own panties off and throw them at the screen.

This makes me wonder if she’s heard a country song, ever. Aside from that “God Made Girls” crap, most country women take no shit.

Chris Brown, let me lay this out for you:

Quoting myself from IO9:

“I’m looking for a diiiimmmmeeee that’s top of the line/cute face, little waist, with a big behind”

Just want to point out that your header picture (aka Bill from Freaks and Geeks), grew up to look like this ^

Man did I love that book when I was in high-school! Of course, I went back and re-read it a few years ago; realizing that it’s essentially a bunch of middle aged guys obsessing over (dead) high school girls kinda dampened the experience for me.

Fox’s own Huckabee has been the Duggar’s biggest defender (when plenty of other conservative types won’t touch them with a 10-foot pole). I suspect this softball interview was done as a personal favor so Fox can get a first exclusive when Huckabbe (inevitably) announces his candidacy.

It’s not totally the same, but, when reflecting on my Grandfather’s death, one of the things I’m most thankful for is that my family was (eventually) able to come to a similar agreement.

I tried getting into Mad Men 5 years ago to fill “The Wire”-sized hole in my heart. I enjoyed the few episodes I saw enough, but didn’t miss anything when I fell out of watching.However,for some reason,I was addicted to reading MM recaps.Didn’t care much visually, but loved the show as a narrative.

They dooooooo?

If you’re bragging that your child molestation is somehow “better” than another, both parties need to quit. Y’all failed at life.

And, if you win, you get to pay $250 plus for the “privilege” of hanging out on Staten Island for several hours before the race and having to walk 1ish mile to get out of the finish line after running 26.2 miles.